maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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