What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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