I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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