If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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