i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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