I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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