So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
