I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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