sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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