He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she peed on how many people?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
