On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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