how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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