goodnight i made you a song goodbye
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
tell me about the fingering
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