WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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