Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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