fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
worst night to have a conscience
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
he had hair everywhere except his balls
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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