If that was your dad, he is hot
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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