This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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