I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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