I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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