He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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