airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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