is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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