do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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