so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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