Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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