the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
