You work out of a Hotel?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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