Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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