I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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