fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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