I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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