We got so high we made milksteak
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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