it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I need water and some morals
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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