I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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