i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My breasts were aching with rage.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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