did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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