1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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