And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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