with your own penis?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
