Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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