i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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