Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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