I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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