If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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