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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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