Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just want to make out with him forever
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I have tasted many bathrooms
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
