Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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