We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
my poor anus
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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