I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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