So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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