If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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