I don't think brook has ever known best
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Randomize
