I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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