I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
It's like God shit irony all over that family
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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