They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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