I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
