about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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