why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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